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Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  • Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  • Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  • Spreadable Pornstar Martini
  • Spreadable Pornstar Martini

Spreadable Pornstar Martini

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Spreadable Pornstar Martini
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  • Award-winning vodka passion fruit preserve
  • The perfect accompaniment to tantalising toast or a slutty bagel
  • Or bake with it, stir it into cocktails, eat it with your hands like an animal
  • Made with real passion fruit and cheeky lashings of vodka
  • For the sexiest breakfast in bed of your life
Ve - Suitable for Vegans


Invite that well endowed pizza delivery guy in, but throw that extra pepperoni stuffed crust in the bin. You’ve got something much more exciting for him to get his lips around.

Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s our award-winning pornstar martini marmalade! There’s a new spread on the familiar black leather couch pantry scene and it certainly ain’t no Nutella.

Gone are the days of your nana’s favourite wartime preserve. One sexy makeover and many shots of vodka later, this minxy marmalade is unlike anything you (or your grandma) have ever had before.

Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.

Spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover*… hey, there’s a reason it’s called passionfruit!
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5 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Gift for a friend but she enjoyed it! "
    - 25th of June, 2020
  • "This is amazing stuff!"
    - 18th of January, 2019
  • "The only alcoholic drink my friend likes is a Pornstar Martini. Obviously, being the bad influence best friend, I got her this. "
    - 18th of January, 2019
  • "Looks really yummy and in a nice jar too; a perfect stocking filler for Mum, who loves cocktails and toast- now she can have them together!"
    - 10th of December, 2018
  • "Tastes pretty good but jar was smaller than expected."
    Anil - 8th of August, 2018