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SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife
SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife

SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife

Churn down for what?
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Spread butter with your body heat
Wrap your mitts around the conductive titanium knife to heat
Watch in awe as it glides gloriously through your lard
No more frustrated morning tears thanks to this butter cutter
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Key features

  • Spread butter with your body heat
  • Wrap your mitts around the conductive titanium knife to heat
  • Watch in awe as it glides gloriously through your lard
  • No more frustrated morning tears thanks to this butter cutter
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2 reviews
by Marcus - 2nd of October, 2015
Was a gift for a friend after discussing the Guardian review of the knife. Went down very well and has enhanced his breakfast experience.
by Andrew - 4th of May, 2016
Tried the knife on hard butter, it does exactly what it says on the package. No more holes in soft bread yahooo.
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Next Day Delivery Not Available
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Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
It seems ‘bore off margarine’ are the words on everybody's lips these days. Sure, it may be spread ready fresh from the fridge, but what about the blandness? This appetite crushing concoction doesn’t pack even half the creamy oomph of butter - and thanks to this Self-Heating Butter Knife we don’t have to stand for it any more.

The SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife is made from highly efficient thermal conductive titanium, meaning it transmits heat from your hand to the blade of the knife, softening cold, infuriatingly hard butter quicker than you can say “margarine is ghastly substance and for too long has it run butter’s name through the dirt. Also, yes we can believe it’s not butter. Margarine is a shabby imposter and a butter fanatic’s palate is finely tuned. In fact, it’s near impossible to pull the wool over one's eyes.”

Heating up in under 20 seconds, your cholesterol will be on its way to worrying new heights before you know it. Spread the word.

 

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Please Note:
  • We did try to come up with some clever butter puns, but the margarine for error was too high.
Product Features:
  • This knife harnesses your body heat and uses it to spread butter
  • Crafted from thermal conductive titanium
  • Comes in a variety of colours. The variety being black or red
  • Easy on the ol' wrist
  • Dishwasher safe
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 23.7cm(W) x 4cm(H) x 3cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Tried the knife on hard butter, it does exactly what it says on the package. No more holes in soft bread yahooo."
Andrew - 4th of May, 2016
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