John deploys his fangs
If you’re serious about all this vampire
business you’re going to need a proper pair of fangs. And we’re not talking about joke shop gnashers that are more Ricky Gervais than Robert Pattinson, we’re talking about our spine-chillingly realistic Special Effect Fangs
Created with the professional/delusional bloodsucker in mind, these pro-standard fangs
can be deployed
whenever you fancy thanks to a unique tongue bar. Mortals will be none the wiser until you lure them back to your gothic lair, drop your fangs and do that scary scowl/funny growl thing. Gnyaar!
Soften dental putty in hot water
Putty will harden for a perfect fit!
For the perfect fit
all you do is soak the fangs in hot water then pretend you’re feeding on a virgin bride as you bite down on the softened dental putty
. As soon as they set you’re ready to embark upon your campaign of unimaginable horror ie: putting the willies up unsuspecting passers-by en route to Halloween
conventions. (Immortality and brooding good looks sold separately).