The light panel
Geeky retro T-shirts are all fine and dandy, but unless they depict images of Pac Man biting off Boba Fett’s head whilst Mr Worf sings the latest William Shatner album in Klingon, they can be a little dull. Not so the eye-popping Space Invaders Light Up T-Shirt
The ultimate in clubwear, this fully-licensed
, 100% cotton tee features a flashing
, glowing Space Invader
that’s sure to wow anyone who claps eyes on it. We guarantee* onlookers will forgive your nerdish leanings the second you start flashing at them. Cripes!
The catalogue pose
Powered by a discreet removable battery pack
hidden in the hem, the pulsating electro-luminescent panel will flummox and mesmerise in equal measure. The only thing missing is that ominous dum-dumming drone that struck fear into a generation of change-rattling joystick twiddlers.
As well as starring in a seminal game, each Space Invader character has become an instantly recognisable icon, so it’s only fitting that this awesome bit of clobber is available in four designs
. Choose from the pointy-headed octopus-style critter from the top row; the arm-waving, seafood-type thingy that spawned a thousand playground impersonations, and the nasty skull-like blighter that looks like the Motorhead logo gone wrong. There’s even a mother ship design. Aargh, missed it again!
Wear this attention-grabbing T-shirt
next time you’re out pubbing or clubbing and you can forget about ice-breaking chat up lines or waving tenners at bar staff. If this doesn’t have ‘em gawping, nothing will. So what are you waiting for? Get your space invaded asap. Game and fashion crisis over!
*Full details of guarantee available on request. Mark your envelope ‘Please chuck into the bin unopened’ and send to the usual address.