Alternative Christmas Gifts
Alternative Christmas Gifts

Sour Worms Cereal

Tart your day off right

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  • Surprisingly high in calories
  • 1KG!!! 1KG!!! 1KG!!!
  • Sourness will cause the scrunch-face
  • An excellent source of sugar and very little else
  • Keeping dentists and dieticians employed, the world over
We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options.
But in truth, all you need is Sour Worms. A shi*tload of Sour Worms.

Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.

According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in euphoria of up to 510%, nearly 362% more wackiness and only occasional sugar-tantrums. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.
Return information:

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