We don’t sell the Solid Silver Anus anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

Product info

This puckered silver eye is the definition of glamorous, is it not? It’s rumoured these sophisticated ornaments graced the mantelpieces of history’s chicest starlets. The initial inspiration behind this robust, yet dazzling design was in fact Marilyn Monroe and her notorious penchant for vindaloos.

An ancient and powerful symbol of intimacy, this opulent anus has been crafted from 50 grams of hallmark silver, and there are only 100 in existence. Each of these beautiful little bungholes comes engraved with an edition number and is presented gracefully in an elegant presentation box.

Ideal for the gentleman/ lady who has everything or nothing at all, why not open up to someone special with this fabulously tongue in cheek gift?

Product info

This puckered silver eye is the definition of glamorous, is it not? It’s rumoured these sophisticated ornaments graced the mantelpieces of history’s chicest starlets. The initial inspiration behind this robust, yet dazzling design was in fact Marilyn Monroe and her notorious penchant for vindaloos.

An ancient and powerful symbol of intimacy, this opulent anus has been crafted from 50 grams of hallmark silver, and there are only 100 in existence. Each of these beautiful little bungholes comes engraved with an edition number and is presented gracefully in an elegant presentation box.

Ideal for the gentleman/ lady who has everything or nothing at all, why not open up to someone special with this fabulously tongue in cheek gift?