Sloan the Sloth Back Massager
  • Sloan the Sloth Back Massager
  • Sloan the Sloth Back Massager
  • Sloan the Sloth Back Massager
  • Sloan the Sloth Back Massager

Sloan the Sloth Back Massager

Slow down and relax

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£29.99$38.99€34.99

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Sloan the Sloth Back Massager
£29.99
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  • Let a sweet little sloth snuggle you up
  • Soothe your spine after another long day of dodgy posture
  • Strap him around your shoulders with his velcro hands
  • You’re not going to want to take him off
  • Pop some batteries in him and you’re good to go

Description

If you’re in the middle of the venn diagram of ‘got a sore back’ and ‘needs a hug from an adorable animal’, we’ve got just the thing. This sweet sloth attaches around your shoulders to give you a cuddle and vibrate your spinal woes away.

You just know whoever designed this little guy has never seen a real sloth because he’s so cute and real sloths are kind of creepy. We’re not being rude, they’ve just got these mad long claws and they slink about in a weird way. This massager is a sweet little cupcake in comparison.

Thank goodness they didn’t give him claws, even if having your back gently scratched is rather marvellous.

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