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Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
  • Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
  • Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
  • Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser

Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser

Classy Cleanliness

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£7.99

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Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
£7.99
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  • Don't get caught short – always carry this sweary sanitiser with you
  • Contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs
  • Not just for impromptu pooing incidents in the great outdoors
  • Perfectly pocket-sized 59ml bottle
  • The perfect gift for clean freaks with a sense humour

Description

Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere.

Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it comes to cleanliness.

You need to make sure you're carrying a pocket-sized bottle of Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser on you at all times. Sweary slogans aside, this cheeky hand sanitiser contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs – everything from Coronavirus to actual bear shit.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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