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Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
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- Don't get caught short – always carry this sweary sanitiser with you
- Contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs
- Not just for impromptu pooing incidents in the great outdoors
- Perfectly pocket-sized 59ml bottle
- The perfect gift for clean freaks with a sense humour
Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere.
Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it comes to cleanliness.
You need to make sure you're carrying a pocket-sized bottle of Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser on you at all times. Sweary slogans aside, this cheeky hand sanitiser contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs – everything from Coronavirus to actual bear shit.
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