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Sh*t Bitch Bear

And they say romance is dead



Expected in stock: 31st Jan, 2018

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Sh*t Bitch Bear
This is only available at Firebox!
  • Nothing turns on a woman more than honesty
  • Struggling to put your feelings into words? Let this bear do it
  • Give them a token of your enduring no-nonsense love
  • This is your chance to sidestep the stale Valentine's Day clichés
Nothing turns a woman on like a bit of good old-fashioned honesty.

So for once, this Valentine's day you're going to tell her precisely how you feel about her. Stand out from the other desperate suitors. She doesn't want a soppy clichéd poem or a boring bunch of flowers, she longs for an authentic token of your no-nonsense and genuine love.

It's often hard to put these delicate feelings into words, but there's no doubt that this cheeky little ball of fur has done it with pinpoint accuracy. The cuddlesome Shit Bitch Bear clutches a large faux silk heart and proudly advertises your unspoken affections.

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11 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "She laughed, I laughed, we banged . "
    Joe robshaw - 22nd of February, 2017
  • "My girlfriend loved it also the bear was cute, cuddly and soft 10/10 for teddiness"
    William - 22nd of February, 2017
  • "Large bear and high quality as well, soft and plush."
    Dan - 15th of February, 2017
  • "Product that arrived was in very good condition and exceeded expectations."
    Lewis - 15th of February, 2017
  • "Not sure why people are complaining about size, the dimensions are shown here, and the bear is actually a pretty decent lump of sassy love!"
    Gideon - 15th of February, 2017