Sh*t Bitch Bear

And they say romance is dead
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£24.99
11 reviews
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Nothing turns on a woman more than honesty
Struggling to put your feelings into words? Let this bear do it
Give them a token of your enduring no-nonsense love
This is your chance to sidestep the stale Valentine's Day clichés
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
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Key features

  • Nothing turns on a woman more than honesty
  • Struggling to put your feelings into words? Let this bear do it
  • Give them a token of your enduring no-nonsense love
  • This is your chance to sidestep the stale Valentine's Day clichés
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11 reviews

Average: 4.5/5 stars

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by Rebecca - 25th of February, 2015
It was a funny valentines gift but really small, for the price I was expecting something a bit bigger than the size of my hand.
by Karl - 27th of March, 2015
I wasn't overly impressed. I'm sure the website tells me somewhere how tall the bear is, but it was smaller than I'd anticipated.
237 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
Nothing turns a woman on like a bit of good old-fashioned honesty.

So for once, this Valentine's day you're going to tell her precisely how you feel about her. Stand out from the other desperate suitors. She doesn't want a soppy clichéd poem or a boring bunch of flowers, she longs for an authentic token of your no-nonsense and genuine love.

It's often hard to put these delicate feelings into words, but there's no doubt that this cheeky little ball of fur has done it with pinpoint accuracy. The cuddlesome Shit Bitch Bear clutches a large faux silk heart and proudly advertises your unspoken affections.

 

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Please Note:
  • Not everyone enjoys being called a bitch
Product Features:
  • Snuggly little bear, proudly displays your untold feelings
  • Impress your lady with your brazen honesty
  • A refreshingly cheeky gift that evades the tired Valentine's day clichés
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D)
Customer reviews
"She laughed, I laughed, we banged . "
Joe robshaw - 22nd of February, 2017
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