Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms
  • Shoe Condoms

Shoe Condoms

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  • Medium (UK size 2.5-7.5)
    In Stock£7.99$9.99€8.99
  • Large (UK size 8-11)
    Pre-order£7.99$9.99€8.99
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This is only available at Firebox!
  • Condoms, but for your feet
  • Protect your shoes from mud, mess and rain
  • A no brainer for expensive trainers
  • Waterproof, dirtproof, machine washable and dishwasher safe
  • Includes resealable pouch to keep ‘em handy

Description

You may be keeping your cock safe, but what about your creps? There’s antibiotics for super-gonorrhoea, but there’s no remedy for getting mud caked into every nook and cranny of your Fila Disruptors. Or worse - try getting those precious Air Max 97s even half as vibrant as they were when fresh outta the box. Impossible. Damn that fabric outer.

Luckily these ingenious Shoe Condoms will keep you from ruining your beloved shoes. Whether at a festival or just doing a particularly muddy commute, these water-proof, dirt-proof keep your feet safe from chlamydia anything life can throw at ‘em.

Endlessly reusable, they’re also machine washable AND dishwasher proof, so you’ve got no excuses for getting your glittery Glastonbury gladiators or job interview brogues in a dirty state.

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