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Shoe Condoms
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  • Shoe Condoms

Shoe Condoms

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  • Large (UK size 8-11)
    In Stock£8.99
  • Medium (UK size 2.5-7.5)
    In Stock£8.99
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  • Condoms, but for your feet
  • Protect your shoes from mud, mess and rain
  • A no brainer for expensive trainers
  • Waterproof, dirtproof, machine washable and dishwasher safe
  • Includes resealable pouch to keep ‘em handy

Description

You may be keeping your cock safe, but what about your creps? There’s antibiotics for super-gonorrhoea, but there’s no remedy for getting mud caked into every nook and cranny of your Fila Disruptors. Or worse - try getting those precious Air Max 97s even half as vibrant as they were when fresh outta the box. Impossible. Damn that fabric outer.

Luckily these ingenious Shoe Condoms will keep you from ruining your beloved shoes. Whether at a festival or just doing a particularly muddy commute, these water-proof, dirt-proof keep your feet safe from chlamydia anything life can throw at ‘em.

Endlessly reusable, they’re also machine washable AND dishwasher proof, so you’ve got no excuses for getting your glittery Glastonbury gladiators or job interview brogues in a dirty state.

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Ideal for those shoes that have soles as thin as slippers"
    - 22nd of August, 2019
  • "What a smart innovative idea! Great for not getting your shoes crudy or protecting them from foul weather. Small and lightweight to carry."
    - 27th of June, 2019
  • "These were exactly what I had been looking for - and they work great. I use them for mowing my lawn. They keep the grass stains off!"
    - 26th of June, 2019
  • "No wonder these cute bootees are called Condoms, they are nearly as fun as sex! Quite easy to slip on and truly non slip on wet grass. "
    - 26th of June, 2019
  • "Best thing I've ever bought! Super durable, grippy in mud, and i got to wear my comfy runners instead of hard wellies! Shoe condoms ftw"
    - 26th of June, 2019