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We don’t sell the Shit Box anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Droid shitting

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Shit Box

Simply unpack and quickly construct the collapsible crapper before it's too late!


Shit Box at Glastonbury

Perfect for festivals

Comes with 10 bio-degradable bags

Please dispose of your waste properly

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit.

Five different versions available!
Childrens version available

Little Jack's Box
for Girls

Little Jack's Box
for boys

Shit Box
for grownups

Ploo
for grownups (with manners!)

Camo
for secret ones

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Product info

Droid shitting

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Shit Box

Simply unpack and quickly construct the collapsible crapper before it's too late!


Shit Box at Glastonbury

Perfect for festivals

Comes with 10 bio-degradable bags

Please dispose of your waste properly

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit.

Five different versions available!
Childrens version available

Little Jack's Box
for Girls

Little Jack's Box
for boys

Shit Box
for grownups

Ploo
for grownups (with manners!)

Camo
for secret ones