Alternative Christmas Gifts
Alternative Christmas Gifts

Shark with Frickin Laser Beam

Better than ill-tempered sea bass

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  • Dr Evil's crazy dream finally realised (sort of)
  • A suitable addition to your underground/volcanic/submarine "lair"
  • Perfect for all those evil Powerpoint presentations
  • Won't set you back 1 MILLION DOLLARS
You know, Dr Evil had just one simple request. And that was to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. His loyal cycloptic colleague 'Number 2' informed him that it sadly couldn't be done and until now we've had to settle for ill-tempered, mutated sea bass.

Admittedly a respectable start. But now you can have the real thing (sort of) with this supremely sharkadelic laser pointer. Just squeeze his soft little gills to activate the "laser" and rather than mercilessly slicing through all it comes into contact with, it'll provide you with a nice red dot instead.

It's perfect for all those evil Powerpoint presentations where you pitch your elaborate schemes for world domination, it's also great for mesmerising your fluffy white cat/mini-clone of yourself.

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6 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Super gift for any Austin powers fan. Big thumbs up"
    Sheena - 12th of August, 2015
  • "My friend loved the gift seeing as she's a huge Austin Powers fan, and the cat enjoyed it even more."
    Emily - 14th of July, 2015
  • "Such an awesome gift idea. Bought for a friend and he was amazed. Recommend 100%."
    James - 22nd of May, 2015
  • "A gift for my boyfriend which provided hours of entertainment and still does."
    Hannah - 22nd of May, 2015
  • "Perfect for annoying the dog!"
    Luke - 22nd of May, 2015

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