We don’t sell the Say Cheese Instant Slicer anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

Product info

You Cheddar believe it when we say you'd have to Brie completely Emmental not to buy the Say Cheese Instant Slicer.

Looking (and sort-of functioning) like a classic Polaroid Camera; simply drag this analogue utensil over the top of your favourite fromage and watch as the slices begin to develop. You can now transform that cold, hard block of Red Leicester into a stack of delicious cheesy memories.

For all the hipsters out there, we'd recommend you try a firm blue cheese to give your photos that authentic aged look, then drizzle on a Worcester sauce filter followed by a vinaigrette vignette. Remember that you'd Feta keep your subjects nice and Stilton otherwise your photos may come out blurry.

Right that is quite enough of these terrible cheese puns, they're starting to grate and we Camembert it any longer.

Product info

You Cheddar believe it when we say you'd have to Brie completely Emmental not to buy the Say Cheese Instant Slicer.

Looking (and sort-of functioning) like a classic Polaroid Camera; simply drag this analogue utensil over the top of your favourite fromage and watch as the slices begin to develop. You can now transform that cold, hard block of Red Leicester into a stack of delicious cheesy memories.

For all the hipsters out there, we'd recommend you try a firm blue cheese to give your photos that authentic aged look, then drizzle on a Worcester sauce filter followed by a vinaigrette vignette. Remember that you'd Feta keep your subjects nice and Stilton otherwise your photos may come out blurry.

Right that is quite enough of these terrible cheese puns, they're starting to grate and we Camembert it any longer.