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Reindeer Threesome Winter Hat
Reindeer Threesome Winter Hat
Reindeer Threesome Winter Hat
Reindeer Threesome Winter Hat

Reindeer Threesome Winter Hat

Dirty Deerstalker
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Embrace the cherished Christmas values of sharing
Traditional festive design with a cheeky twist
A filthy rutting conga with that red-nosed rascal at the epicentre
Hand-knitted by mucky grandmas (maybe)
Extremely limited quantities available
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
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Key features

  • Embrace the cherished Christmas values of sharing
  • Traditional festive design with a cheeky twist
  • A filthy rutting conga with that red-nosed rascal at the epicentre
  • Hand-knitted by mucky grandmas (maybe)
  • Extremely limited quantities available
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1 review
by Louis - 1st of December, 2015
Fantastic and fun! exactly the present for a bold friend for those cold winter nights.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
It's well known that all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they'd never let poor Rudolph join in any of their reindeer games. Well that randy red-nosed rascal's circumstances seem to have significantly changed, just look who's having all the fun in this filthy rutting threesome.

Christmas is a time for sharing. And we can't think of a more appropriate and exquisite image to embody these cherished festive values. With this joyous conga perched upon your noodle you're certain to spread laughter and merriment to all.

Soft, warm and mildly inappropriate – it's like a tacky Christmas jumper, on your head.

 

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Please Note:
  • Extremely limited quantities available
  • Not actually hand-knitted, by filthy grandmas or otherwise
  • We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning. Can also be hand washed and air dried.
Product Features:
  • Brought to you by Festified
  • Snuggly and warm, like a lingering hug from Saint Nick himself
  • Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
Sizing:
  • One-size-fits-all, unless you've got a head like a Christmas Pudding
Customer reviews
"Fantastic and fun! exactly the present for a bold friend for those cold winter nights."
Louis - 1st of December, 2015