Wait! Don’t decapitate Rudolf just yet. You don’t need to murder any innocent member of Santa’s four legged teammates to keep warm this winter. Just get these instead. Simple.
Slip these fuzzy earmuffs on and prepare to never be cold again. Although it is recommended you wear them with other clothing too, or else the rest of you will be freezing and you’ll go to jail for indecent exposure.
The headband is adjustable to accommodate any size of head. We’ve even given ‘em faux fur and antlers for a super realistic reindeer look. No red nose though, sadly. Sorry.