If you’re the type of common person/thicky who pronounces quinoa - ‘kwin-o-ah’ then you might as well stop reading now. You’re out of your depth. Go and down some alco-pops.
For everyone who’s cultured enough to know you say ‘keen-wa’ then have we got the status symbol spirit for you!
This Fair Trade vodka’s award-winning taste comes from specially selected quinoa and a proprietary production process that is the result of a two-year joint research project between French distillers and Andean farmers.
The makers source the super-grain from the Altiplano plateau in the Andean mountains, which thanks to standing at over 3000m above sea level has fertile volcanic soil where the quinoa can grow. This is a good thing.
So whether you’re a middle class ladder climber, a health obsessed ‘clean’ eater or just someone looking to expand your boorish boozing behaviour, Quinoa Vodka is right up your cul-de-sac.
Go on, give it a shot!