Alternative Christmas Gifts
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Quinoa Vodka

Superfood to Superbooze

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  • Award-winning premium Fair Trade Quinoa Vodka
  • Beautiful Bolivian booze
  • Smuggest way to get your drink on
  • It's 'keen-wa' you pleb
If you’re the type of common person/thicky who pronounces quinoa - ‘kwin-o-ah’ then you might as well stop reading now. You’re out of your depth. Go and down some alco-pops.

For everyone who’s cultured enough to know you say ‘keen-wa’ then have we got the status symbol spirit for you!

This Fair Trade vodka’s award-winning taste comes from specially selected quinoa and a proprietary production process that is the result of a two-year joint research project between French distillers and Andean farmers.

The makers source the super-grain from the Altiplano plateau in the Andean mountains, which thanks to standing at over 3000m above sea level has fertile volcanic soil where the quinoa can grow. This is a good thing.

So whether you’re a middle class ladder climber, a health obsessed ‘clean’ eater or just someone looking to expand your boorish boozing behaviour, Quinoa Vodka is right up your cul-de-sac.

Go on, give it a shot!
Return information:

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