Divvying up pizza is a technical business, some people just can't (or won't) share food equally. Thanks to the Protractor Pizza Cutter, those woefully uneven slices are a thing of the past.
Made from stainless steel and emblazoned with a myriad of helpful ruler measurements, this geometric beauty allows for some seriously precise portion control. There are markings for 6 slices on one side or, if you're feeling more generous, just flip it over for 8 slices on the other.
No more rickety wheels getting clogged up with greasy mozzarella, the Protractor Pizza Cutter keeps things simple with a sharp rounded blade – it's effortless to clean.
If only it could solve disagreements over which slices are topped with more pepperoni, there's just no pleasing some people.