Garish garnish? No thanks. Gin is a classy spirit and deserves a fitting topping, none of that tacky umbrella stuff.
Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared by a gorgeous, charismatic gardener - you! It’s dead easy to use and contains everything you need other than a little bit of water - Firebox ain’t about that struggle.
Get fancy with homegrown cucumber, rosemary, thyme, and lavender. All of which were expertly chosen for their unique compatibility with the dry Juniper majesty of gin, of course.
You could even put an umbrella in if you wanted, we don’t tell anyone.