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Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow

Pierre The Penis Pillow

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  • An adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis
  • Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t
  • Its proportions are rather chode-like
  • Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...
  • It’s super cuddly


Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.

Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.

Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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14 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "I found the ol' Pierre The Penis Pillow to be sufficiently penis-shaped and good, wholesome fun for all the family. 10/10."
    - 5th of September, 2019
  • "Best penis I’ve ever had"
    - 2nd of September, 2019
  • "Brilliant gift & a fantastic talking point"
    - 6th of June, 2019
  • "A perky penis to rest your weary head on at the end of a long day. Snuggle up & nuzzle yourself between the balls for extra comfort. "
    - 29th of April, 2019
  • "This little guy is perfect. Very soft and squeashy ! I'm very happy"
    - 25th of April, 2019