Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow
  • Pierre The Penis Pillow

Pierre The Penis Pillow

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Pierre The Penis Pillow
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  • An adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis
  • Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t
  • Its proportions are rather chode-like
  • Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...
  • It’s super cuddly


Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.

Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.

Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Bought this as a Valentine’s Day gift for my friend. She loves Pierre! Would be nice if he was a bit bigger though..."
    - 6th of March, 2019
  • "I absolutely loved this product, I thought it might have been a little bigger (no pun intended) but it was still amazing "
    - 1st of March, 2019
  • "I've never met a penis that I've been more envious of, yet been so grateful that I don't possess at the same time..."
    - 28th of February, 2019
  • "I decided to gift my girlfriend with a different 12 inch phallus than the usual on valentines day, and she was delighted!"
    - 28th of February, 2019
  • "Nice little phallic companion, would’ve prefered him in a different colour "
    - 28th of February, 2019