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Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack
  • Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack
  • Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack
  • Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack
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Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack

Naughty AND nice

Important Information:
UK Customers - Place your order before the 18th of December if you'd like your order to arrive in time for Christmas.

Non-UK Customers - the cut-off for delivery in time for Christmas has now passed:
Orders placed after Wednesday 12th December are not expected to arrive before Christmas. Orders placed on or before this date are expected to arrive in time for Christmas.
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Personalised Merry Fucking Christmas Sack
£14.99
This is only available at Firebox!
  • Santa Claus is a bit sweary this year
  • Personalise your very own sweary Santa sack!
  • We’ll make you a traditional gift sack with ANY name you want on it
  • Even if the name is actually just an additional swear-word
  • The only rule is... no emojis. Sorry.
  • Make Christmas that little bit more extra this year

Description

Father Christmas has been! But he’s feeling a bit cynical this year. Hence the f-word.

But the good news is he still had enough Christmas cheer left to personalise your new jumbo sack full of gifts with you (or your lucky recipient’s) name! What a thoughtful chap.

Wake up to a traditional burlap Christmas sack stuffed full of the North Pole’s finest gifts - with a sassy little twist! Anyone can slap a name on a twee bag, we’ve gone the extra mile and put the word ‘fucking’ in there. And you can personalise it with ANYTHING you want - except emojis. Don’t stop at their name or relation to you, try ‘idiot’, ‘shithead’, or ‘tosser’.

Just imagine how Shithead will feel, waking up on the 25th to be wished a very special Merry Fucking Christmas. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy, doesn’t it?
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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  • "Absolutely amazing product"
    - 2nd of November, 2018

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