Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
  • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
  • Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Bring me my ****ing Tea

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  • Vastly extend your vulgar vocabulary
  • Impress and verbally disarm your peers
  • Created by the irreverent geniuses at Modern Toss
  • Superb liquid-holding capabilities


Learning can be fun, particularly when it's downright rude and can be eloquently yelled at those around you. From the loveable foul-mouthed misanthropists at Modern Toss comes the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug.

At first glance this may look like your regular table of mundane chemical discoveries, but on closer inspection this filthy little mug houses a pantheon of vulgar vocabulary and pithy put-downs.

Perhaps you've been wronged by a co-worker, or just spilled your own piping hot drink straight into your lap, whatever the outburst - never be lost for words when sipping from this mighty cup of profani-tea.

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9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "It was the perfect present.I think I will use it aswell as the person i got it for."
    Amy - 16th of December, 2017
  • "The surprise hit of my wife's birthday. She's a teacher, and this will form an important part of her classroom etiquette!"
    Guy - 31st of May, 2017
  • "Great fun for any A level chemistry student."
    Elena - 22nd of December, 2016
  • "Brilliant. Totally unique item."
    Lauren - 14th of October, 2016
  • "If you love a good swear, then this will definitely brighten up your vocabulary!"
    Alyssa - 18th of March, 2016