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We don’t sell the Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets anymore, sorry!

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We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Is your housemate's festering month-old sandwich producing some less than noble gasses? Now you can tell them precisely what you think of them, with the Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets.

Beautifully crass and poetic in equal measure, this comprehensive and definitive chart compiled by Modern Toss presents a boorish bounty of expletive elements and scientific swears – from your classic heavy-hitting F's and C's to more abstract discoveries such as "Buggering old twat."

Transform your uninspiring fridge into the salacious soundboard of intelligent vocabulary and passive-aggressive offensiveness necessary to maintain ruthless kitchen diplomacy.

Product info

Is your housemate's festering month-old sandwich producing some less than noble gasses? Now you can tell them precisely what you think of them, with the Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets.

Beautifully crass and poetic in equal measure, this comprehensive and definitive chart compiled by Modern Toss presents a boorish bounty of expletive elements and scientific swears – from your classic heavy-hitting F's and C's to more abstract discoveries such as "Buggering old twat."

Transform your uninspiring fridge into the salacious soundboard of intelligent vocabulary and passive-aggressive offensiveness necessary to maintain ruthless kitchen diplomacy.