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Defile Complete each scene – with your penis
- Feels strangely liberating
- Contains no nudity, profanity or sexual material of any kind
- Feel free to judge this book by its cover (and large glory hole)
- A classic Dick-ins Novel
As if there weren't enough fun places to put a penis already – now you can slide your slender genitals through the welcoming cardboard pages of Penis Pokey.
This cheeky picture book has a generous die-cut hole in its centre, and each double page spread features a lively full-colour illustration with one key element missing – a banana, a sea serpent, a fire hose... you get the idea.
It's then up to you to complete the scene using the equipment that god gave you (a penis definitely works best).
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