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Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey
Penis Pokey

Penis Pokey

The Hole-y Book
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Defile Complete each scene – with your penis
Feels strangely liberating
Contains no nudity, profanity or sexual material of any kind
Feel free to judge this book by its cover (and large glory hole)
A classic Dick-ins Novel
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
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Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
As if there weren't enough fun places to put a penis already – now you can slide your slender genitals through the welcoming cardboard pages of Penis Pokey.

This cheeky picture book has a generous die-cut hole in its centre, and each double page spread features a lively full-colour illustration with one key element missing – a banana, a sea serpent, a fire hose... you get the idea.

It's then up to you to complete the scene using the equipment that god gave you (a penis definitely works best).


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Product Features:
  • Complete each image by inserting your phallus through the hole
  • 10 bold illustrations for you to defile!
  • 20 pages
  • Measures approximately 20.5cm(W) x 20.5cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)