Penis Pasta
  • Penis Pasta
  • Penis Pasta
  • Penis Pasta

Penis Pasta

Little Italian Stallions

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£6.99

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Penis Pasta
£6.99
Love it as much as we do?
  • The Italian classic, shaped like miniature cock n' balls
  • Goes wonderfully with meatballs and a comically long chorizo sausage
  • Try not to overcook it – no one enjoys overly soft penis pasta
  • [Insert tasteless joke about homemade white sauce]
  • Lovely 200g bag of dicks – is there a better gift?
Ve - Suitable for Vegans

Description

So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne.

That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling and pronunciation to the Italian word for penis – 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did the decent thing and created Penis Pasta, and what a joy it is to behold.

The Italian classic has been given a wonderful phallic makeover and it's guaranteed to be a hit at meal times. Novelty looks aside, it's willy delicious.
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