- Keep your fragile mask of sanity and your business cards in place
- Smart stainless steel finish, emblazoned with Silian Rail lettering
- Comfortably holds 12 of your own mediocre business cards
- Don't just stare at it, buy it!
You're an obsessive perfectionist and you think you've finally nailed it. Picked them up from the printers today – bone colouring with lettering they call "Silian Rail."
It's very cool but it's nothing. It's no Eggshell with Romalian type, and you evidently hadn't even considered using raised lettering, Pale Nimbus, white. Is something wrong? You're sweating.
Someone else will always have a better business card. And if that mere notion makes you want to listen to Huey Lewis and the News, stick on a raincoat and start axing some prostitutes then we've got just the thing.
Keep your fragile mask of sanity firmly in place as well as your mediocre business cards with the Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder.
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Average 3.5/5 stars
"Just as described, a fun gift for anyone who appreciates that subtle off-white colouring."
Nina - 3rd of November, 2016
"Love! quality is A+. Smudges like a mofo tho. PB would lose his sh*t over that. The PB card is a nice touch, but wrong color stock. Lol."
Nicole (order Placer) - 31st of March, 2016
"Now I can freak folk out by handing them my business cards ;) "
Ami - 16th of October, 2015
"I love it, just wish I could get it to open with one hand like they did in that scene. That would be sublime."
Alan - 1st of September, 2015