Optional F*cks Calendar
  • Optional F*cks Calendar
  • Optional F*cks Calendar
  • Optional F*cks Calendar
  • Optional F*cks Calendar

Optional F*cks Calendar


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Optional F*cks Calendar
Love it as much as we do?
  • This could be your most/least organised year yet
  • Small area to write down your daily commitments
  • Large spinner to help you decide how little you care for them
  • Perpetual calendar so it can be used any year
  • F*ck this, F*ck off, F*ck you, F*ck it, F*ck that, F*ck me!


"Oh by the way, I've just emailed you a Google Calendar invite"

Faaaack off!

Liberate yourself from the tedium of time management and live your life according to the Optional F*cks Calendar.

This minimalist desktop organiser features a tiny area to write down daily commitments and a large built-in spinner to determine whether you're actually going to f*cking do them.

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16 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Got this as a slightly alternative Mother’s Day gift, she loved it!"
    Jamie-Louise - 20th of March, 2018
  • "This is the best of both worlds, luxury and speed! Almost 600 up 4.4l twin turbo (other review was from the previous generation). "
    Sam - 1st of February, 2018
  • "Funny, great quality, well received gift"
    Samantha - 18th of January, 2018
  • "My sweary girlfriend things this is the best thing ever. Would also consider the spinner on its own without the calendar."
    Richard - 5th of January, 2018
  • "Brilliant day to day calendar - My mother loved it! "
    Shellie - 3rd of January, 2018

Delivery & Returns

Free delivery on UK orders over £100
Standard (tracked): 2-4 working days£3.99 - £4.49
Express: 1-2 working days£5.99
Next Day Courier£6.99

Returns are FREE
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