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Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink
Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink
Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink
Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink

Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink

It’ll put hairs on your face
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Paul with Moustache Elixir

It's certainly helped this chap grow a spiffing 'tache!

Those magnificent men in their flying machines, they go up tiddly-up-up, they go down tiddly-down-down. Of course, men of that era also had great big bushy moustaches, to keep their faces warm at high altitude and prevent birdstrike on the uvula. But how did they keep their generous lip-warmers looking so spiffy? Simple. They’d take frequent nips of the Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink.

Rather! Well, actually rather not. Because the follicle-stimulating properties of this fizzy formula are, sadly, complete poppycock. However, with lashings of caffeine, taurine, ginseng and guarana; and a can that looks straight out of an apothecary’s shop; it’ll be sure to put a smile on your face (if not a moustache) and a spring in your step. Indeed, with all these wing-giving properties you won’t even need a flying machine. Chugs away!
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    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Description
    Paul with Moustache Elixir

    It's certainly helped this chap grow a spiffing 'tache!

    Those magnificent men in their flying machines, they go up tiddly-up-up, they go down tiddly-down-down. Of course, men of that era also had great big bushy moustaches, to keep their faces warm at high altitude and prevent birdstrike on the uvula. But how did they keep their generous lip-warmers looking so spiffy? Simple. They’d take frequent nips of the Old Fashioned Moustache Elixir Energy Drink.

    Rather! Well, actually rather not. Because the follicle-stimulating properties of this fizzy formula are, sadly, complete poppycock. However, with lashings of caffeine, taurine, ginseng and guarana; and a can that looks straight out of an apothecary’s shop; it’ll be sure to put a smile on your face (if not a moustache) and a spring in your step. Indeed, with all these wing-giving properties you won’t even need a flying machine. Chugs away!

     

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    Please Note:
    • Magnificent facial hair growth not guaranteed
    Product Features:
    • Energy drink masquerading as revolutionary moustache-growing tonic
    • Contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng and guarana
    • 2x Cans
    Dimensions:
    • Can measures 250ml
    Please Note:
  • Pregnant women aren't advised to consume more than 200mg of caffeine per day
  • Not Suitable for Children, Pregnant women or persons sensitive to Caffeine.
  • Return information:
    • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

     

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