Hand sanitiser – the miracle elixir that will save us all. Once upon a time it was only found in hospitals, care homes and science labs; now we all need it, definitely.
Your phone, your keyboard, your mouse, your house – riddled with deadly bacteria. To such an extent that if you're not constantly smothering your hands with high-alcohol gel, you are getting infected.
Simply washing your hands is not good enough. It can't be moisturising soap and free tap water, it's got to be OCD Anti-Bacterial Hand Sanitizer. A reassuring squirt of this potent formula has been proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs along with your turbulent internal anxieties so that you can get on with living your life.