For any office gossip, nosey-parker, tell-tale, or rumour merchant, the sight of one of these Notebooks for Friends and Foes on your desk will be enough to send them into a giddy frenzy. Because the covers of these not-so-discreet pocket books are adorned with such tantalising titles as “Celebrities I met and liked”, “Bosses I had and liked” and even “Secret agents I met and liked”.

Secret Agents I Met And Liked (Red)		Artists I Met And Liked (Yellow)		Celebrities I Met And Liked (Purple)		Bosses I Had And Liked (Black)

However, a stolen flick through their promising pages will reveal that these are, in fact, just notebooks. Brilliant for winding up those who ought to know better and a great way to feel more influential – and organised – than you really are. Carry one of these with you and watch people’s barely-contained curiosity when they see your writing in it – even if it’s just your shopping list.