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Not Today Satan Doormat
  • Not Today Satan Doormat
  • Not Today Satan Doormat

Not Today Satan Doormat

‘Never let a bitch see you sweat’

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Not Today Satan Doormat
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  • Tell Satan where to get off
  • A cosy, unofficial tribute to Bianca Del Rio
  • Made of natural coconut fibre and durable vinyl
  • Created by Firebox


What’s a good honest citizen meant to do when the devil rings your doorbell? Let your Bianca Del Rio do the talking - NOT TODAY, SATAN!

Pay tribute to the season 6 winner and her clown realness with this natural coconut fibre vinyl doormat. It’s so strong and resilient that Satan will stay out of your way after even just one swipe of his stilettos against those durable bristles.

The perfect thing for your guests to see as they sashay away, whether they’re Satan or not. Or perhaps you’d like to be a little more literal with that final message?

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1 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Super fun and does it's job. No more dirty feet for me or my guess "
    - 4th of July, 2019