Want this tomorrow? Order by 7:00pm and choose Next Day delivery.
We can wrap this. Select at basket.
- He ingests everything, you ingest tea, it’s a match made in heaven
- He’s as expressionless as you before you’d had your caffeine
- His head is a lid to keep your brew warm, genius
- UK exclusive! You can’t get this anywhere else
- Won’t spontaneously grow arms and legs
A good cuppa can spirit you away to a world where your problems disappear in a haze of comforting milky brew... and your parents are pigs.
Satisfy his endless greed by loading him up with your favourite hot drink and hoping he doesn’t turn his ravenous hunger onto you. Keep the lid on - that’s his head BTW - and he should hopefully stay sated.
Unlike the real No Face, this terrifying ceramic spectre doesn’t beg or go semi-transparent. It won’t even chase you because it wants to eat you! Unless you try to put it in the dishwasher, at which point all bets are off.
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