Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste
Nihilist Toothpaste

Nihilist Toothpaste

Brush your cares away
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Clean your teeth like a care-free nihilist
No flavour
No colour
Nothing
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
To actually explain this Nihilist Toothpaste would be a complete and utter waste of time.

It's got no colour, no flavour and it comes in some pretty minimalist packaging. Just live in the moment, buy it and don't bother dwelling on the past or hoping for a future. Neither matters.

Go on, put a healthy dollop of reality on your brush each morning. Or don't. Pea-sized amount? Half the tube? Who cares.

 

More info
Product Features:
  • The ideal gift for philosophical friends, grumpy teenagers or fans of The Big Lebowski
  • No colour. No flavour. Nothing
  • Minimalist (minihilist?) packaging
  • Each tube contains 70g of plain, tasteless paste
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"Silly gift but knew it would be funny."
Joanne - 25th of February, 2015