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Nihilist Toothpaste
  • Nihilist Toothpaste
  • Nihilist Toothpaste

Nihilist Toothpaste

Brush your cares away

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  • Clean your teeth like a care-free nihilist
  • No flavour
  • No colour
  • Nothing


To actually explain this Nihilist Toothpaste would be a complete and utter waste of time.

It's got no colour, no flavour and it comes in some pretty minimalist packaging. Just live in the moment, buy it and don't bother dwelling on the past or hoping for a future. Neither matters.

Go on, put a healthy dollop of reality on your brush each morning. Or don't. Pea-sized amount? Half the tube? Who cares.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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1 Reviews

Average 4/5 stars
  • "Silly gift but knew it would be funny."
    Joanne - 25th of February, 2015