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Nice Balls

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  • Play with your balls at work
  • Therapeutic testicular prosthesis
  • Free from the unsettling chicken skin texture of a real scrotum
  • Carefully waxed for ease of play
  • Ballistic stress relief


Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’. These naughty but nice nuts hang under your desk so you can squeeze, tug and slap your stress away.

Sick of your boss busting your nuts at work? Now you can do it right back to them without getting the sack!

Nice Balls gives you two average-sized testes fully contained within the silicone - so you won't temporarily 'lose' one and have a panic attack. Jangle them about just like the real thing, except they won’t make you vomit if they’re punched.

Detailed enough to be instantly recognisable, subtle enough not to get you in trouble - but on the off chance someone in your office is a killjoy prude, these nifty knackers detach easily. And reattach, for when boring old Susan from accounts goes on her lunch break.

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1 Reviews

Average 4/5 stars
  • "as big as the real balls... As soft as clean balls... But too tough to be THE balls... A great gift!"
    Bubs - 29th of May, 2018