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Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card
Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card

Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card

Test your love
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Plays an unbearable Valentine's jingle for 3+ hours
The only way to stop the music is to smash up the card
...which unleashes a heap of heart-shaped glitter
Handy "Safe Mode" lets you sign and test the card first
Definitely one to open during the dinner date
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Key features

  • Plays an unbearable Valentine's jingle for 3+ hours
  • The only way to stop the music is to smash up the card
  • ...which unleashes a heap of heart-shaped glitter
  • Handy "Safe Mode" lets you sign and test the card first
  • Definitely one to open during the dinner date
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Sorry!
Due to never-ending sales we're all out of the Never-Ending Valentine's Day card.

Come this way for more Valentine's Day gifts.
2 reviews
by Aaron - 13th of February, 2017
Great product, exceded expectations. Definitely worth it for the laughs
by Adam - 6th of March, 2017
Great gift idea and I thought it was fun, however my wife was very hesitant to tear up the card.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
Valentine's Day – a time for love, sensitivity, thoughtfulness. Or... a ripe opportunity to test your loved ones.

The Never-Ending Valentine's Day Card plays a dreadful Valentines Day jingle for 3+ hours non stop. To end the horror the recipient has to tear the card apart and smash up the circuitry within – doing so unleashes a flurry of heart-shaped glitter to push their sanity to the absolute brink.

Whether it's your best mate or the love of your life, put your relationship to the ultimate test.

 

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Please Note:
  • Firebox does not take responsibility for any destroyed relationships caused by the giving or receiving of this card
  • We say 3 hours but we tested it and it played for more than 5!
  • Glitter doesn't "explode" out of the card, it's literally built into the card
Product Features:
  • Horrendous Valentine's jingle plays for 3+ hours
  • Clever safe mode – you can test the sound while the tab is in card. Press play. Remove tab to activate
  • The only way to stop the music is to smash up the card
  • Glitter flies out of the card when ripped open
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(W) x 23cm(H)
Customer reviews
"Great gift idea and I thought it was fun, however my wife was very hesitant to tear up the card."
Adam - 6th of March, 2017
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