Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card
Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card
Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card
Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card
Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card

Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card

Make it personal (and really f*cking annoying)
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Record your own birthday message that repeats for 3+ hours
Handy "Safe Mode" so you can sign and test the card first
Your recording gets even louder if they press the button again
A flurry of glitter falls out when they try to rip it open
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
The Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card is possibly the most irritating card ever created. Why? Because you get to record your very own horrendous delightful message that repeats for over 3 hours.

Just think... 3 hours of you:
  • Reminding them how disgustingly old they are
  • Yelling endless profanities
  • Singing Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday" as badly as you can
When your powerless recipient presses the 'play' button again to try and stop the nightmare — it just gets louder. And if they attempt to rip into the card they'll get a lap full of glitter.

 

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Product Features:
  • Record your own personal message that repeats for 3+ hours
  • Gets even louder if they press the button again to try and stop it
  • A flurry of glitter falls out when they rip it open
  • "Safe mode" so you can sign and test the card first
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 16.5cm(W) x 24cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)