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Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card

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Record your own birthday message that repeats for 3+ hours
Handy "Safe Mode" so you can sign and test the card first
Your recording gets even louder if they press the button again
A flurry of glitter falls out when they try to rip it open

The Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card is possibly the most irritating card ever created. Why? Because you get to record your very own ~~horrendous~~ delightful message that repeats for over 3 hours.

Just think... 3 hours of you:

Reminding them how disgustingly old they are
Yelling endless profanities
Singing Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday" as badly as you can

When your powerless recipient presses the 'play' button again to try and stop the nightmare — it just gets louder. And if they attempt to rip into the card they'll get a lap full of glitter.

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