Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card

The Never-Ending Recordable Birthday Card is possibly the most irritating card ever created. Why? Because you get to record your very own horrendous delightful message that repeats for over 3 hours.

Just think... 3 hours of you:

• Reminding them how disgustingly old they are
• Yelling endless profanities
• Singing Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday" as badly as you can

When your powerless recipient presses the 'play' button again to try and stop the nightmare — it just gets louder. And if they attempt to rip into the card they'll get a lap full of glitter.

Product Features:

• Record your own personal message that repeats for 3+ hours
• Gets even louder if they press the button again to try and stop it
• A flurry of glitter falls out when they rip it open
• "Safe mode" so you can sign and test the card first

Dimensions:

• Measures approximately 16.5cm(W) x 24cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)