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Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
  • Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
  • Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
  • Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
  • Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
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Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card

Merry Christmas...Forever.

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Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
£7.99
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  • A musical menace that sings for up to 3 hours continuously
  • Treat your loved ones to a festive breakdown
  • Gets even louder when they press the button to try and stop it
  • Releases a flurry of glitter if they attempt to rip it open

Description

Sick of Christmas being an orgy of goodwill and merriment? Give the gift of deeply harrowing, stress-inducing frustration this festive season. Give your loved ones the Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card.

A musical menace that just won't stop playing – this unbearably merry card jingles for three horrendous hours. If the recipient taps (furiously bashes) the button to try and turn it off – it gets twice as loud. When they finally reach their whits end and rip it open to destroy the electronics – they're greeted with a majestic burst of glitter.

Thankfully delivered in safe mode, you can sign and test it, making sure the tune is suitably piercing before delivering.

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3 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Wish I had more stars these are amazing "
    Sarah - 15th of December, 2017
  • "I am twiddling my imaginary moustache and laughing like a silent movie villain in anticipation for my sister to open this."
    John - 14th of December, 2017
  • "Oh the horrors my brother in law will endure Christmas morning. I can't wait. Will update on his reaction."
    Jessica - 11th of December, 2017

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