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Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card

Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card

Merry Christmas...Forever.
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A musical menace that sings for up to 3 hours continuously
Treat your loved ones to a festive breakdown
Gets even louder when they press the button to try and stop it
Releases a flurry of glitter if they attempt to rip it open
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Key features

  • A musical menace that sings for up to 3 hours continuously
  • Treat your loved ones to a festive breakdown
  • Gets even louder when they press the button to try and stop it
  • Releases a flurry of glitter if they attempt to rip it open
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
Sick of Christmas being an orgy of goodwill and merriment? Give the gift of deeply harrowing, stress-inducing frustration this festive season. Give your loved ones the Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card.

A musical menace that just won't stop playing – this unbearably merry card jingles for three horrendous hours. If the recipient taps (furiously bashes) the button to try and turn it off – it gets twice as loud. When they finally reach their whits end and rip it open to destroy the electronics – they're greeted with a majestic burst of glitter.

Thankfully delivered in safe mode, you can sign and test it, making sure the tune is suitably piercing before delivering.

 

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Please Note:
  • Features a safe-mode so you can sign and test the card without pranking yourself
Product Features:
  • Once opened, the Never-Ending Christmas card continues to jingle for up to 3 hours. Though we tested it and it actually went on for about 5!
  • Gets twice as loud if they press the button to try and stop it
  • Filled with glitter that bursts out if they try and rip the card open
  • Possibly the greatest Christmas prank ever conceived
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 18.7cm(W) x 13.7cm(H) x 0.2cm(D)