We don’t sell the Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card anymore, sorry!

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We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Sick of Christmas being an orgy of goodwill and merriment? Give the gift of deeply harrowing, stress-inducing frustration this festive season. Give your loved ones the Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card.

A musical menace that just won't stop playing – this unbearably merry card jingles for three horrendous hours. If the recipient taps (furiously bashes) the button to try and turn it off – it gets twice as loud. When they finally reach their whits end and rip it open to destroy the electronics – they're greeted with a majestic burst of glitter.

Thankfully delivered in safe mode, you can sign and test it, making sure the tune is suitably piercing before delivering.

Product info

Sick of Christmas being an orgy of goodwill and merriment? Give the gift of deeply harrowing, stress-inducing frustration this festive season. Give your loved ones the Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card.

A musical menace that just won't stop playing – this unbearably merry card jingles for three horrendous hours. If the recipient taps (furiously bashes) the button to try and turn it off – it gets twice as loud. When they finally reach their whits end and rip it open to destroy the electronics – they're greeted with a majestic burst of glitter.

Thankfully delivered in safe mode, you can sign and test it, making sure the tune is suitably piercing before delivering.