Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card
Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card

Never-Ending Musical Christmas Card

Merry Christmas...Forever.
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This musical Christmas card won’t stop playing. Ever.
Treat your loved ones to a festive breakdown
Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play
A musical menace that sings for up to 3 hours continuously
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Description
Do you wish it could be Christmas everyday? Well with the Endless Musical Christmas Card it can be. Christmas. Every day. Over and over again. Forever.

Sick of Christmas being an orgy of goodwill and sparkles? Give the gift of deeply harrowing, stress-inducing frustration this festive season. Give your loved ones the Endless Musical Christmas Card.

A musical menace that won't stop playing - this unbearably merry card jingles for up to an unnerving three hours. Nan'll be clawing her freshly permed hair out.

Thankfully delivered in safe mode, you can sign it safely, making sure the tune is suitably piercing before delivering.

 

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Product Features:
  • Once opened, the Never-Ending Christmas card continues to jingle for up to 3 hours. Though we tested it and it actually went on for about 5!
  • Features a protective seal ensuring your prank won't backfire into your own face
  • Harrowingly indestructible
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 18.7cm(W) x 13.7cm(H) x 0.2cm(D)