We don’t sell the Never Ending Father's Day Card anymore, sorry!

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We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Avoid trawling through hundreds of generic cards in WHSmiths and treat your Dad to a Father's Day breakdown with the Never Ending Father's Day Card.

As soon as the button is pressed, this merciless card emits a series of exquisite fart noises for over three hours – just like Dad used to. Maybe.

If he tries to hit the button again to stop the music, it only gets louder and louder. And when your Dad finally reaches breaking point and has a go at ripping up the card, he'll be treated to a lap-full of glitter.

Happy. Father's. Day.

Product info

Avoid trawling through hundreds of generic cards in WHSmiths and treat your Dad to a Father's Day breakdown with the Never Ending Father's Day Card.

As soon as the button is pressed, this merciless card emits a series of exquisite fart noises for over three hours – just like Dad used to. Maybe.

If he tries to hit the button again to stop the music, it only gets louder and louder. And when your Dad finally reaches breaking point and has a go at ripping up the card, he'll be treated to a lap-full of glitter.

Happy. Father's. Day.