- Treat your Dad to a Father's Day breakdown
- Emits delightful fart noises for 3 hours (just like Dad used to)
- Gets louder if they press the button again to try and stop it
- "Safe mode" so you can sign and test the card first
- A flurry of glitter falls out if he tries to rip it open
Avoid trawling through hundreds of generic cards in WHSmiths and treat your Dad to a Father's Day breakdown with the Never Ending Father's Day Card.
As soon as the button is pressed, this merciless card emits a series of exquisite fart noises for over three hours – just like Dad used to. Maybe.
If he tries to hit the button again to stop the music, it only gets louder and louder. And when your Dad finally reaches breaking point and has a go at ripping up the card, he'll be treated to a lap-full of glitter.
Happy. Father's. Day.
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