Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card

Never-Ending Birthday Card

Happy Birthday...forever

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Never-Ending Birthday Card
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  • This devilish birthday card plays for over 3 hours straight
  • Emits the catchiest ear-worm ever conceived
  • Treat your loved ones to a birthday breakdown
  • Unleashes a merciless spray of glitter when you try and rip it open
  • Gets louder if they press button again to try and stop it
  • Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play!

Description

Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card

A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a "safe mode" so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.

Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button again to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.

Needless to say this is the best prank birthday card in existence

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55 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Excellent for pranksters! I even let the recipient pull the safety tab - kind of like letting them pull the pin on their own hand grenade!"
    - 16th of March, 2019
  • "Worth every single penny! Gave to one of my friends and it played for well over 5 hours. Definitely achieved the desired effect! "
    - 25th of February, 2019
  • "The recipient tried to rip it up, attached it to a box of fireworks, put five sparklers inside it and stomped. Still it sang. Hours of fun."
    - 28th of January, 2019
  • "Lmao she hated it xoxo"
    - 9th of November, 2018
  • "Such a brilliant idea! Well worth the money to wind someone up! "
    Samantha - 26th of September, 2018

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