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Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card
  • Never-Ending Birthday Card

Never-Ending Birthday Card

Happy Birthday...forever

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Never-Ending Birthday Card
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  • This devilish birthday card plays for over 3 hours straight
  • Emits the catchiest ear-worm ever conceived
  • Treat your loved ones to a birthday breakdown
  • Unleashes a merciless spray of glitter when you try and rip it open
  • Gets louder if they press button again to try and stop it
  • Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play!


Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card

A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a "safe mode" so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.

Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button again to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.

Needless to say this is the best prank birthday card in existence. Word to the wise:
  • This card arrives packaged and needs to be opened and signed first before gifting
  • Send it to yourself first before giving it to your unfortunate recipient

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62 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Great fun but not scissor-proof as an annoyed party made us very aware "
    - 21st of October, 2019
  • "It was amazing, lasted for 3 and a half hours and drove everyone insane xD "
    - 14th of May, 2019
  • "This card is amazing! I bought it for dad's 60th, love dad, his wife not so much.... p***ed her off for 5rs solid. Worth every penny!"
    - 9th of May, 2019
  • "Brilliant. My brother opened it whilst at our parents house and then had to drive 40 mins home with it singing from the back of his car."
    - 25th of April, 2019
  • "Best birthday card ever. The music lasted 5 hours and drove my family crazy who live on the other end of the country. Plus glitter!"
    - 16th of April, 2019