Never-Ending Birthday Card

Happy Birthday...forever
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£11.99$15.3914.39
38 reviews
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Expected in stock: 8th May, 2017
Expected in stock: 8th May, 2017
This devilish birthday card plays for over 3 hours straight
Emits the catchiest ear-worm ever conceived
Treat your loved ones to a birthday breakdown
Unleashes a merciless spray of glitter when you try and rip it open
Gets louder if they press button again to try and stop it
Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play!
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Product info

Key features

  • This devilish birthday card plays for over 3 hours straight
  • Emits the catchiest ear-worm ever conceived
  • Treat your loved ones to a birthday breakdown
  • Unleashes a merciless spray of glitter when you try and rip it open
  • Gets louder if they press button again to try and stop it
  • Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play!
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38 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Mark - 12th of August, 2015
Great idea. Disappointed how easy the card was to turn off. The gap left by the safety tag was used as a point of entry and disabled.
by Jemma - 12th of August, 2015
Cant wait to annoy my in-laws with it.
212 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card

A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a "safe mode" so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.

Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button again to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.

Needless to say this is the best prank birthday card in existence

 

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Product Features:
  • Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday card continues to jingle for up to 3 hours (though we tested one and it actually went on for about 5!)
  • Gets louder if they press button again to try and stop it
  • A flurry of glitter sprays out when you rip it open
  • "Safe mode" so you can sign and test the card first
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(W) x 23cm(H)
Customer reviews
"So so so so good!!! I love to be annoying haha!"
Jade - 23rd of February, 2017
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