Narwhal Mug
  • Narwhal Mug
  • Narwhal Mug
  • Narwhal Mug

Narwhal Mug

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Sh*t Hot right now
  • The unicorn of sea mammals: now in mug form!
  • Made of fancy glazed ceramic
  • Look at its adorable face and magical protruding horn
  • Ooo-er missus...
  • Nice big mug to minimise trudging back to the kettle

Description

Most whales make their homes in freezing cold oceans, but this ‘narly fella prefers his water hot, hot, hot. Boiling hot, with some ground up coffee beans or a sachet of leaves floating in it. *David Attenborough voice* What a fascinating creature!

To be honest with you, aside from mentioning how adorable and capacious and detailed this lovely fella is, there’s not a whole lot to say about a mug. So here are some lovely narwhal facts instead:
  • "Narwhal" means "corpse whale", because their colouring resembled the colour of drowned sailors. Wait, let us try again, that's not a lovely fact at all!
  • They can dive up to half a mile deep into the ocean! Even better than one of those expensive Rolexes that you can take in the pool

More detail and specification

10 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "This product is amazing! I bought it as a gift and it’s so cute and she loves it. It’s a good size and perfect for hot chocolates in winter"
    - 21st of August, 2019
  • "I bought this for one of my friends, for her birthday, and she loved it. Even arrived 1 day earlier then the email said it would. "
    - 26th of February, 2019
  • "I’ve never seen such a huge mug. Honestly, when my friend opened it (it was a b-day gift) I thought it was a bowl. Worth the buy. "
    - 22nd of February, 2019
  • "It is the absolute cutest mug! I absolutely love it!"
    - 15th of January, 2019
  • "Gift for son's friend. She loved it, thank you."
    - 8th of January, 2019