Morphsuits
Morphsuits
Morphsuits
Morphsuits

Morphsuits

Like training pants for streakers
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Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But witness a fully grown man cartwheeling past in one of these stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Morphsuits are fast becoming this season’s must-have kit for closet exhibitionists.

Morphsuits

Blue, Red and Black. Different colours; equally disturbing.

Emergency Kittens

Emergency Kittens
Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.

Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink (straw recommended) without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.

No practical use whatsoever, but ludicrously good fun – Morphsuits let you make an exhibition of yourself with complete anonymity!

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    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Description
    Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But witness a fully grown man cartwheeling past in one of these stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Morphsuits are fast becoming this season’s must-have kit for closet exhibitionists.

    Morphsuits

    Blue, Red and Black. Different colours; equally disturbing.

    Emergency Kittens

    Emergency Kittens
    Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.

    Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink (straw recommended) without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.

    No practical use whatsoever, but ludicrously good fun – Morphsuits let you make an exhibition of yourself with complete anonymity!

     

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    Product Features
    • All in one lycra body suit
    • Zips up from the back
    • Wearer can see through the material, but can’t be seen
    • Wearer can drink through the material
    • Shoes recommended
    Sizing Information:
    • Large: For people between 5'4" and 5'10" tall (162cm - 178cm)
    • Extra Large: For people between 5'10" and 6'3" tall (178cm - 191cm)

     

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