Monkey Brains Bowl
  • Monkey Brains Bowl
  • Monkey Brains Bowl
  • Monkey Brains Bowl

Monkey Brains Bowl

Severed Simian Storage

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  • Feast straight from the gaping cranium of a hairy primate
  • An elegant dining vessel fit for the Maharajah of Pankot
  • Handy skull cap lid to keep your food hot or cold
  • May cause sensitive dinner guests to faint melodramatically
  • Also makes a very tasteful desk tidy


Roast chicken and Shepherds pie just won't cut it any more. Your body is a temple, a temple of doom, and it deserves to be fed something far more exciting.

So why not liven up meal times with this Monkey Brains Bowl and scoop chilled cerebral delicacies straight from its hairy gaping cranium. If this fine piece of severed simian storage is good enough for his Supreme Highness, the Maharajah of Pankot (and he knew how to party), then it's certainly good enough for you. You can fill it with all sorts of exotic delights like crispy Coleoptera beetles, Eye-ball soup and "Snake Surprise" ...or something more boring, like cornflakes.

It's an undeniably tasteful dining vessel, though the sight of it may cause more squeamish dinner guests to roll their eyes back and faint melodramatically.

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3 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "A great item! Been toying with the purchase for a while and decided to finally go for it. So glad I did and it's a brilliant nod to the film."
    Ollie Colton - 25th of February, 2016
  • "Love this! Bought as a gift for a friend. Quality looks good and the addition of real hair makes it look that much better! Very pleased."
    Sean - 30th of December, 2015
  • "Gift for my friend's birthday. He loved it. The other people in the restaurant...not so much...."
    Natalie Slaven - 30th of April, 2015