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Misfortune Cookies

The bitter taste of disappointment

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Fortune favours the brave but can you face the brutal truth?
Crack open your damned miserable reality
Indulge alone or share the hopeless truth with your friends
These disturbing cookies tell it like it is
The perfect sobering accompaniment to a Chinese takeaway
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Description
Regular fortune cookies are tame and boring. Stuffed with banal and clichéd anecdotes that apply to both everyone and no-one. Rubbish.

Let's face it, the cookies have always tasted like cardboard dipped in artificial sweetener; so you deserve to at least crack open a pointed and sobering fortune that stirs you, disturbs you, forces you to look deeply at who you are and where you're headed. These miserable Misfortune Cookies tell it like it is.

Deal them out to your unfortunate friends, or sit alone and unlock your hopeless reality as you morbidly stuff down mouthfuls of Chinese food and ponder your own wretched existence.

Read 'em and weep.

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Please Note:
  • Any resemblance to actual fortunes is completely coincidental. Maybe
Product Features:
  • Indulge alone or share the miserable truth with your friends
  • Contains 8 cookies, each with a different misfortune
  • Crack them open and ponder your hopeless existence
  • Finally some fortune cookies that tell it like it is
Ingredients:
  • Flour, water, sugar, rapeseed oil, soya lecithin, raising agent: E500
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 12cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 12cm(D)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"Really fun product, exactly as described and was really good quality."
Mike - 10th of March, 2015
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