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Misfortune Cookies
  • Misfortune Cookies
  • Misfortune Cookies
  • Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

The bitter taste of disappointment

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  • Fortune favours the brave but can you face the brutal truth?
  • Crack open your damned miserable reality
  • Indulge alone or share the hopeless truth with your friends
  • These disturbing cookies tell it like it is
  • The perfect sobering accompaniment to a Chinese takeaway


Regular fortune cookies are tame and boring. Stuffed with banal and clichéd anecdotes that apply to both everyone and no-one. Rubbish.

Let's face it, the cookies have always tasted like cardboard dipped in artificial sweetener; so you deserve to at least crack open a pointed and sobering fortune that stirs you, disturbs you, forces you to look deeply at who you are and where you're headed. These miserable Misfortune Cookies tell it like it is.

Deal them out to your unfortunate friends, or sit alone and unlock your hopeless reality as you morbidly stuff down mouthfuls of Chinese food and ponder your own wretched existence.

Read 'em and weep.
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4 Reviews

Average 3.5/5 stars
  • "They were FANTASTIC and went down very well ( in both senses ) with my friends when we met up for Halloween that evening. HILARIOUS & tasty."
    Carol - 9th of November, 2015
  • "Loved these, I brought them to an evening with friends and everyone enjoyed finding out how crap their life was going to be."
    Caroline - 18th of June, 2015
  • "Good, quirky product. Ideal for a top up novelty gift. Did seem very expensive for the amount you get though so two stars lost there."
    Jonathan - 17th of March, 2015
  • "Really fun product, exactly as described and was really good quality."
    Mike - 10th of March, 2015