We don't know why, but there is something about air travel that brings out our primeval urge to merge. Maybe it's the constant throb of the engines; maybe it's the cabin pressure; maybe it's all that talk about returning things to the upright position. Who knows, it could even be the flamboyant flight attendants with their teensy packets of salted nibbles.
The point is, air travel has long been associated with things that go hump in the flight. With this in mind, professors of lurve have created the fantastically naughty Mile High Kit.
Although the name suggests it can be used for furtive in-flight entertainment, we wouldn't recommend it (unless of course you happen to own your own private jet). In reality the Mile High Kit is so-called because it's perfect for jet setting gigolos and peripatetic players everywhere. Indeed, this chic little kit is packed with erotic essentials that no roving romantic should ever be without.
It's all tucked inside
The upper 'getting prepared' compartment contains scented cloths, a tin of hot cinnamon mints, a folding pocket mirror, a blindfold and an amusing 'Do Not Disturb' door hanger. Nice, but these items are merely hors d'oeuvres; the taxi before take-off, if you will.
Because flip up the discreet divider and you'll discover a hidden compartment containing a neatly arranged collection of goodies which would, quite frankly, make Hugh Hefner blush! Packed within the perfectly cut-out casing there are bottles of massage oil, personal lubricant, a feather tickler, three condoms, a pleasure ring (you don't want to know!) and a bullet-shaped, vibrating mini massager. (Is it us, or did someone just turn the heating up?).
The sleek and compact Mile High Kit really is the ultimate travelling companion, but it's also ideal for a bit of home-based how's-your-father. In fact, who needs aeroplanes at all when you can reach sky-scraping heights of pleasure with the Mile High Kit!