Micro Penis Mug
  • Micro Penis Mug
  • Micro Penis Mug
  • Micro Penis Mug
  • Micro Penis Mug

Micro Penis Mug

Small Cock Crockery

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£7.99

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Micro Penis Mug
£7.99
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Brand spanking NEW
  • Swap yer teacup for the D cup
  • A chunky mug adorned with hundreds of tiny penises
  • Phallic pattern is juuuust about subtle enough to get away with
  • Drink from the goblet of knoblets!

Description

"What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks."

There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of a Scandi vibe going on?

Best not to overthink it – it's a cup of dicks!

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