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We don’t sell the Message Bags anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

Product info

There comes a time in every relationship where words will fail you...particularly if you are a man. Traditionally we have resorted to 'saying it with flowers' which is lovely, of course, but still leaves room for ambiguity and misunderstanding, particularly if they only have Venus Fly Traps left in the flower shop.

Technology to the rescue again, then, with marvellous Message Bags. These cute little fellers can be left in a strategic location and will make your feelings known by proxy when given a squeeze. And who could resist squeezing them, eh? They are just so...squooshy!

There are four bags available, ranging from the cute 'Laughing' and 'Love' bags to the more risqué 'Gimp' and 'Horny Devil' bags. So, the next time you are tongue-tied, or want to make your feelings known, let a message bag do the hard work for you!

Love Bag

Love Bag

When words fail you. Squeeze for 3 messages of unconditional affection.


Gimp Bag

Gimp Bag

Feeling dirty, punk? Squeeze the belly of this sex-crazed gimp. You'll be shocked when you discover who your real daddy is.


Laughing Bag

Laughing Bag

Squeeze for contagious laughter.


Horny Devil Bag

Horny Devil Bag

Add a little mischief to your day with this naughty little fella. Squeeze his belly and he'll be sure to get you feeling horny.


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Product info

There comes a time in every relationship where words will fail you...particularly if you are a man. Traditionally we have resorted to 'saying it with flowers' which is lovely, of course, but still leaves room for ambiguity and misunderstanding, particularly if they only have Venus Fly Traps left in the flower shop.

Technology to the rescue again, then, with marvellous Message Bags. These cute little fellers can be left in a strategic location and will make your feelings known by proxy when given a squeeze. And who could resist squeezing them, eh? They are just so...squooshy!

There are four bags available, ranging from the cute 'Laughing' and 'Love' bags to the more risqué 'Gimp' and 'Horny Devil' bags. So, the next time you are tongue-tied, or want to make your feelings known, let a message bag do the hard work for you!

Love Bag

Love Bag

When words fail you. Squeeze for 3 messages of unconditional affection.


Gimp Bag

Gimp Bag

Feeling dirty, punk? Squeeze the belly of this sex-crazed gimp. You'll be shocked when you discover who your real daddy is.


Laughing Bag

Laughing Bag

Squeeze for contagious laughter.


Horny Devil Bag

Horny Devil Bag

Add a little mischief to your day with this naughty little fella. Squeeze his belly and he'll be sure to get you feeling horny.